i'm cassie. theatre geek, cat enthusiast, aspiring barbie, teenage dirtbag, author (but only in my head), and i love you to the moon and back.

godbless-st-cyr:

A compilation of my favourite ‘little stories’ from tumblr.

- Part 1 || Part 2

(via strawberrychinchilla)

team-lads-in-the-tardis:

someoneudontknow5:

she’s gonna be queen of the playground you’ll see

"LINDSAY NO"

thelindsayjones: LINDSAY YES.

(via sexuallyactive-robot)

pluckypalaeontologist:

sillyunicorntime:

dieceased:

daiyaoowada:

I told my government class about the Great Emu War and half the class didn’t believe me so we had my government teacher look it up on the projector oh my god

image

only in australia

wait how did the emus win

have you ever met an emu

(Source: leafwhirlwind, via strawberrychinchilla)

necromorph-slayinglovemachine:

VIDEO GAMES ARE HAPPENING FASTER THAN I CAN MAKE MONEY

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(via sexuallyactive-robot)

nostalgiaultra:

Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!

(via sexuallyactive-robot)

lacklusterlindsay:

Never have I seen a more accurate post.

lacklusterlindsay:

Never have I seen a more accurate post.

(via sexuallyactive-robot)

  • baby: dd d dde..dd-da
  • dad: daddy? :)
  • baby: desu
  • dad: its a fucking weeb

thecatsmeow90:

Working on my paper is hard on both of us.

(via stupid-lemon-eater)

mysticmoonhigh:

rubee:

what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care

You clearly don’t own a cat

mysticmoonhigh:

rubee:

what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care

You clearly don’t own a cat

(via stupid-lemon-eater)

cute-bird-dad:

i grab my friend and yell OH MY GOD HAVE YOU SEEN THIS VINE, my friend turns around; i am holding an excellent specimen of vitis coignetiae, we are botanists

(via tricksterity)